- "It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds."
Beatrice, known as Yoneko (ヨネ子) in Japan, is the landlord of the girls-only Condominium where Penelope lives. She enjoys watching TV all day long and eating bonbons. She once worked in the Circus, where she was known as "The Amazing Balloon Lady" due to her ability to inflate herself. In Touch Detective 2 ½ she reforms the condominium to increase its size, but she is tricked by Eric, who didn't do any work on the building and it was left with its original appearance.